He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
