i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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