redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Randomize
