Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
