I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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