you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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