If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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