I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She needs sedatives and a leash
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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