But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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