This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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