guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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