maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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