Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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