Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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