You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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