I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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