my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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