We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
