scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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