She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
