i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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