at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
