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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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