you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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