fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
did i walk over a car last night?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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