OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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