Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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