Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
