This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
