At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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