The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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