I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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