question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
please come you make the beer taste better
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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