God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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