the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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