HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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