you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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