is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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