I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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