i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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