its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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