So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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