girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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