ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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