I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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