how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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