you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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