My brain says no but my pants say off.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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