If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
