my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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You. Win. At. Life.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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